Letter to Coworkers

Look, I don’t understand what is so hard to understand about “DO NOT TALK OVER THE CUBES”. It seems pretty clear cut. Maybe you don’t understand the issue, which is almost fair as it is multifaceted.



1) NO ONE CARES

2) No one wants to listen to what you have to say

3) You are both idiots that never say anything of any consequence

4) Neither of you have anything to offer to the world

5) One of you is a miserable hag and the other asks the STUPIDEST questions I’ve ever heard


So, in conclusion, please adhere to the rules and guidelines set forth by a variety of people in managerial (or similar) positions in this company, including your boss.



Thank you.

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Does this work from my new phone? Or do I have to set it up again?

Ricky Ross